Questions of Life and Death

1. Why does it rain every time I wash clothes? (I really think that my washing machine makes a sound only known before by the Indians who would do the Rain Dance...)
2. Why is people's hunger proportionaly inverse to the quantity of food I cooked?
3. Why is the amount of things I have to do proportional to my lazyness?
4. Why do Italians keep telling me to come back later and when I come back they tell me that I should have come earlier????

Why why why why????